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98% Monkey T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee

98% Monkey T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee

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Introducing our exclusive "98% Monkey" T-Shirt, a captivating blend of wit and evolutionary curiosity. This unique tee sparks intrigue by pondering the 98% genetic overlap between humans and our primate relatives.

In bold, eye-catching font, the shirt playfully questions, "98% DNA? How can we be so similar—and yet so different?" This thought-provoking statement is sure to turn heads and spark conversations, making it a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe.

With a touch of humour, the tee suggests, "You're a very highly functioning chimp!" - a clever nod to the shared genetic heritage that binds us together. This playful phrase adds a light-hearted touch to the overall design, making it not only a fashion statement but also a conversation starter.

Crafted for comfort and style, our "98% Monkey" T-Shirt is an excellent choice for those who appreciate smart and amusing fashion. Join the conversation on evolution and wear your primate pride with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt that bridges the gap between science and style. Embrace your inner chimp and let your wardrobe speak volumes about your curiosity and sense of humour.

Order your "98% Monkey" T-Shirt today and showcase your love for both fashion and evolutionary science. Embrace the quirky side of genetics with this conversation-sparking garment.

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We understand how important it is for you to receive your order in a timely manner.  Therefore, we promptly ship out all orders within 1-2 business days of receiving your order.

Then, based on the shipping service you choose, your goods will take this long to be delivered to you:

Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 working days)

Royal Mail 2nd Class (2-3 working days)

Shipping lead times and costs are dependent on the destination and shipping method you select. Please note we are not responsible for delayed packages due to weather conditions or other unforeseen events.

DTG Printing

Our t-shirt printing process utilises the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technique, also known as Inkjet-to-Garment printing, which is a modern and advanced way of printing designs onto cotton fabric. We use a state-of-the-art Ricoh DTG printer and specialised inks to achieve exceptional print quality that meets industry standards.

DTG printing allows for intricate details and full-colour designs, resulting in a top-notch finished product. Our process uses the latest technology to ensure the print quality is as high as possible, resulting in a visually stunning product that our customers love.

To ensure the durability of the print, we employ a heat press to cure the ink. This step helps to fully absorb the ink into the fabric fibres, providing a long-lasting and resilient print that can withstand regular washing and wear.

Our tees are professionally designed and printed in the United Kingdom, guaranteeing a high-quality product.

We take pride in offering a reliable and quality service to our customers, providing them with t-shirts that they can wear with pride. Our printing process is tailored to the needs of young professionals who demand both style and quality. We understand that our customers want a product that not only looks good but also lasts, and we strive to provide just that.

In summary, our DTG printing process utilises the latest technology to produce top-notch t-shirts that are designed and printed in the United Kingdom. We work tirelessly to ensure that every product we produce meets our high standards of quality and durability, providing our customers with a reliable and high-quality service that they can trust.